If I run for office, my political platform will be made of wood, and it’ll be made by the people.

“I refuse to answer the phone, especially when it’s not questioning (ringing).”

“I’ll wear a fork on my head, and if anybody wants a job, they can eat salad off…”

“How much distance should there be between art and artist? I’d say no more than …”

“I’m on the cusp of owning two cups.”