If I say “No decision has been made,” it’s a lie—because I have decided to remain undecided.

“You don’t have the shadow volume to sit next to me in the sunshine of truth.”

“Music enters through the ear, not the penis hole. This is probably a common mis…”

“A brick could be exchanged for a bar of gold. But be sure you wait until the ow…”

“Of all the pessimistic people, I am the most optimistic. I look forward to look…”