If I see a homeless person begging for change, I might give them money, if they’ve got change for a nickel.

“I like to pet trees—especially if they have furry leaves.”

“I remember I laughed so hard I cried. But my response was half appropriate, bec…”

“Blankets could be used as tents. That would free up tents to be used as portabl…”

“His eyes were so blue, and his teeth so yellow, that the overall impression was…”