If I spent as much time as I did money, I’d be dead tomorrow.

“I carry a little plastic tub with me, and I put my most valuable possessions in…”

“A blanket could be used to crack the code of love. What is it, where do I find …”

“I tie my smile like a shoelace.”

“I have a list of pet names for Cap’n so long that it could fill a phone book (i…”