If I tell you I want to be a door-to-door salesman, don’t knock it.


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“Laying on top of me is better than laying on a bed, because a bed doesn’t give …”

“What I did I can’t undo. But I can address it, and undress you.” This is the ch…”

“A brick could be used as an AFD, or Atmospheric Floating Device, whose sole fun…”