If I told you I don’t tell lies, that itself would be a lie.

“I’ve felt alone, cold, and clothed in shame for too long. Let the sunlight be m…”

“A brick could be used as a Blushometer. To find out how embarrassed you are, ju…”

“Dreamland, I couldn’t stay away, because I couldn’t stay awake. I traveled ther…”

“In the name of freedom and redistribution of wealth, I’ve decided to grow a bea…”