If I told you I make love like a rainbow, would you be my leprechaun?

“I packed my lunch with lots of meat. It was easy. I just wrapped my cock in tin…”

“It’s a comforting thought knowing that no matter how old I get, I can always ge…”

“The smell of sex always reminds me of summer youth camps growing up.”

“I had a dream I took the form of Chuck Norris and kicked your ass. Then I impre…”