If I typed out positive words, printed them out, blended them together with fruit and ice, and spoke all those words into my drink before chugging, would I absorb those positive attributes faster?

“Yes, he was Chinese, but Chew wasn't only his last name, it was also his first.…”

“A blanket could be used to keep an iceberg warm. People are so selfish and want…”

“In my dream I was a seal, and I made love to a seagull. Then I got eaten by a s…”

“I am three forks away from eating all your food with two homeless guys. It’s to…”