If I walked in on two of my clones having sex, I’d think it was gay, incestuous, and just plain rude to have not invited me.

“My last phone call was totally uncalled for. Well, not totally. More like 99.88…”

“The word "sex" has no sex. It is androgynous and probably asexual. And even tho…”

“I once saw a politician walking a dog, and I thought, “How absurd—an animal wal…”

“I just started working the graveyard shift at the cemetery. Come to think of it…”