If I wanted to eat leftovers, I wouldn’t have taken a dump in the Tupperware.

“There are few things in this world I have left to hang on to, and one of them i…”

“I’m hiding in plain sight. I’m right behind my clone.”

“I took my shoes for a walk. They’re furry and they bark.”

“At their core, things are essentially good. Except apples. At their core, they …”