If I went into the prosthetic limb business, I’d charge an arm and a leg.

“Time flows like a canoe floats, and my love would fit in your purse if you’d ju…”

“A blanket could be used to make people smile. But the blanket won’t make just a…”

“I got you a birthday present. The box is the exact same size as a coffin.”

“I started out on a treadmill—and I just did my first marathon. And all while si…”