If I were a magician, I’d hand out broken compasses. It’s all about misdirection.


“I was rubbing the pieces of bacon like they were strands of a lover’s hair. Of …”

“I like ice cream with my cake. But in moderation, and not like five gallons wit…”

“I run this town. Mostly I run errands.”

“Be prepared, but look unprepared. That way, your opponent thinks he doesn’t hav…”