If I were a mannequin, I'd know people would only want me for my body. But that's OK, because that's how it is now.

“A blanket could be used to cover up my leftover meatloaf. But I’m not intereste…”

“Do I mind losing? No, because losses and wins are just the bricks on the path t…”

“Don’t tell me to watch my step, because I’m like a staircase—so can you be more…”

“Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber …”