If I were a robot, and I got cheated on with a vacuum cleaner, I’d question my cleanliness. I’d also wonder if dating a beautiful yellow bulldozer was wise. Is my bulldozer nothing but a gold digger?

“If I told you I make love like a rainbow, would you be my leprechaun?”

“I would have made you a cheesecake, but I don’t know how. And I would have boug…”

“Books allow you to take flight, unlike the chicken wings I stapled to my back b…”

“A mine divided in two isn’t as preferential as a yours divided in two. 
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