If I were as tall as the day is night, I’d be a midget.

“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to ke…”

“Though I can and sometimes do use chopsticks, I much prefer using my hands to p…”

“I told her I'd rather talk about her, instead of listening to her drone on abou…”

“My writing doesn’t improve if you think it’s great, and it doesn’t lessen if yo…”