If I were king, I wouldn’t pay you the money I owe you. I’d give you a far more valuable gift: the gift of life—your own. Yes, you’d get to keep it!

“If instead of a handshake you hold out a fist for a fist bump, I’ll wrap my han…”

“I have bread, water, and love—what more can a man ask for? How about pasta, win…”

“A brick is what the aliens gave me to communicate with them. It’s easy to opera…”

“There’s nothing that says love like getting money as a gift, and then giving it…”