If I were stranded on a desert island, and could have only one person and three things with me, I’d want Nietzsche, a pen, paper, and a stick-on mustache.

“You know what show I thought was a riot? Live coverage of Egyptians overthrowin…”

“A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important…”

“Some people talk nonstop and manage to say nothing at all. Other people are mor…”

“Don’t search for a void to fill. Find a vacuum to carpet. Let this be a lesson …”