If I were to come back in another life, I’d like to be reincarnated as my own clone.

“I haven't met many lawyers that I didn't like. But then again, I haven't met ma…”

“I ate a rainbow in a bowl, because it’s better than eating rain soup. Food and …”

“I’ve often wondered why the Protestant Reformation took place in Germany, rathe…”

“A brick could be used to deny you your dreams. And a blanket could be used as a…”