If I woke up naked in bed with a strange British woman, my first thought would be, “How’d I get in England?” My second thought would be, “Or, how did the island of England land on top of Florida?

“I have a memory like a baseball glove, so please, don’t toss me a basketball-si…”

“Of all the pessimistic people, I am the most optimistic. I look forward to look…”

“A brick could be used as a key to unlock a door disguised as a brick wall. The …”

“We need more upright citizens in this country. Everybody is just lying down as …”