If I worked at a Laundromat, I’d steal money, and if I worked at a bank, I’d steal clothes. Auteur: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I don’t quite know how to respond to people who say that I dance like my genita…” “I want to win an award that doesn’t exist yet. Well, I want my clone to win it,…” “If I could capture the rays of the sun in a can, I'd paint a canvas with it and…” “I feel like I’m walking around in a fog. Orafoura doesn’t call me Mr. Mist for …”