If it looks like you have pink eye, I’ll take a look at it. Drop your pants and bend over.

“I’m underwhelming. Whelming is the woman riding me.”

“Bricks, bricks, and bricks could be used instead of gold, silver, and bronze me…”

“I’m into extreme sports. Well, just one—cuddling.”

“I am Mr. Needleneeds, and I’m looking for a haystack. It’s easier to find than …”