If it’s dangerous, then you go first. If it’s pleasurable, then I’ll be brave and lead the charge.

“I don’t call watches watches, I call them grasps, because one, they grasp onto …”

“Surviving cancer is cool, but surviving old age is cooler.”

“I am the assembly line of love. Please take off your shoes before you run on my…”

“A brick could be used to sell a blanket, in a buy one get one free situation. I…”