If love came in a cardboard tube, I’d probably send it priority mail. But I’d make you pay for shipping.

“A blanket could be considered part of performance art, if you’re inconsiderate …”

“The judge said he was going to throw the book at me. I hoped it was an ebook in…”

“Even my underwear is art. It's like a splatter painting in yellow I call “Crust…”

“A blanket could be used to line the walls of the Love Chamber, to soundproof it…”