If love came out of exhaust pipes, like a penis that penetrated deep into one, then maybe the world could use more global warming.

“The water trapped in my window makes it like an aquarium—which makes me the fis…”

“I asked her out on a date, and she said, “Sorry, I can’t see you.” “That’s no p…”

“Thor pushes the empty wheelbarrow by me and I decide to say something. “Wheelba…”

“The speaker was so boring that he put me to sleep. But he didn’t stop talking, …”