If love had four legs and fur, would you try to pet it, chase it, or serve it up as chicken lo mein? My stomach is full of meow, and I brought the chopsticks.

“I have a real problem keeping friends. I'm always running out of space in my fr…”

“Boys will be boys. Well, some boys will be girls.”

“I’ve got semen stains on my shirt, and spaghetti stains on my underwear. Ah, bu…”

“Music has the power to shake society, especially if the bass is turned way up.”