If love had the texture of a turtle, and the taste of a rabbit, would you say we’re moving too fast in our relationship?

“When I get to heaven, and I see a being of light, I’m going to ask him if he’s …”

“I’ll watch the Final Four when there are three teams playing at once for two ti…”

“Bricks could be used to build stronger relationships. But so could bribes.”

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