If love looked like a deer, smelled like a deer, and ran like a deer, then I wouldn't passively wait for it to find me. Nope, I'd seek it out at 60 MPH, and then run it over.

“There are exactly thirteen letters in my name, and there are also thirteen lett…”

“When I was two, a year was half of my life. It must have felt like forever. But…”

“What do you call 1,000 government employees with no mouths or legs? More effici…”

“I’d rather count to one billion, than waste my time thinking I could count on y…”