If love were a color, it’d be transparent, like all women’s clothing should be.

“Never chew off the hand you write with, you might survive and have to sign auto…”

“Zebras are the lions of the animal world. I mean they would be, if lions weren’…”

“I went to school to be a comedian. I was always cracking jokes in class. And af…”

“A brick is a fraction of a building, and a brick is like a building—if you're l…”