If love were orange, like an apple, there’d be nothing to compare it to.

“On TV, I can hit the mute button and silence any moron. I wish real life came w…”

“There are pockets of wealth in this country. Mostly those pockets are in the po…”

“The lunchmeat fell on the floor, and I didn’t know what to do, so I wiped it of…”

“The first step to running a successful business, is printing out pictures of al…”