If my clone weren’t dead, or rather not in nonexistence, he would have probably killed me by now.

“I want to end my life by eating so much Viagra that I go out like that movie an…”

“I won’t tell you my name, but I will give you a number that describes me: 4. On…”

“Come to terms with who you were, embrace who you are, and become who you will b…”

“I am the alphabet soup of love. Eat me or read me, but don’t feed me to the cat…”