If my clone writes my biography, is it really an autobiography?

“I wear a mustache, both as a disguise—and as a cooter tickler.”

“I’d understand if at your front door you want me to take off my shoes, but I wo…”

“I train for the winning moments, hoping all those seconds off the clock will le…”

“I ran over some dog poop on my drive home last night. But I didn’t feel bad, be…”