If my initials were Y.E.S., I’d probably go around smiling all the time.

“I used to have straw-colored hair. Horses loved it.”

“I cut my face shaving, and all those little pieces of toilet paper stuck to my …”

“Some people wish they could have invented the wheel. But I’m trying to reinvent…”

“I had a hot date last night. Things were going well so I took her back to her h…”