If my name were Entist, I’d probably be a dentist. If my name were Dennis, I’d probably be into tennis. And if my name were Funnalingus, well, I’ll let you figure out what I’d enjoy.

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“Death cannot stop true love. That’s why it’s pointless for me to try to murder …”

“Let’s all roll up our sleeves and get back to work. Or let’s create jobs where …”

“If I got a new heart with a heart transplant, I’d be forever grateful. Or at le…”