If my penis gets enough water, could my erection grow long and straight like a pine tree? Come over next Tuesday to find out! Bring a friend, but not a lumberjack.

“There’s moisture in my madness. I should start keeping my insanity in Tupperwar…”

“I want to put silencers on all guns. That way war will be nothing more than a w…”

“My penis is looooooong. Wait, I think I left off an O. Probably better that way…”

“People are so particular. Unlike animals, which can be lions, eagles, or sharks…”