If my semen had chunks of crumbled brick in it, would you use yogurt to try to impregnate your fireplace? 


“I like making money. I make it out of wood. I make nickels mostly.”

“You can’t compare the taste of organic and non organic fruits and vegetables. O…”

“I want to be able to Foxtrot, without actually getting fur on my clothes.”

“A brick could be used to help you to become a karate master, like I am. It’s ea…”