If my skull were made of glass, I wouldn’t want you to see my thoughts, so I’d fear going bald.

“I wrote a zen koan once about love, but it didn’t make any sense. That’s how I …”

“I want to be a standup economist, because isn’t money funny? Actually, without …”

“God gave man two ears and one penis hole for a reason. I’m not sure what that r…”

“If I could build my own neighbors, I’d have no need to build a fence. I would t…”