If only Simon were here. He could probably bore you to sleep.

“What’s going on?”“We seem to be trapped in an episode of One Life to Waste,” Ma…”

“Bitten? You mean you're a-""A werewolf," said the girl. "Like everyone else her…”

“I've mastered many things in my life. Navigating the strets of London, dancing …”

“Jem gave her a wistful look. “Must you go? I was rather hoping that you’d stay …”