If pens doubled as bullets, I bet few writers would want to write about war.

“I don’t know what’s in the box, but I love it. Unopened gifts contain hope.
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“Sex and violence: the greatest duo since the Three Stooges.”

“This place reminds me of the time I had amnesia. I think. It also reminds me of…”

“My next breath may very well be in your lungs. Store it wisely, because my life…”