If politicians lived to be only 30-years-old before dying, that’d still be 30 years too long.

“She says he says, but she could be lying to me, and he could be lying to her, s…”

“I only know I was born on March 5th because someone told me. I don’t remember m…”

“A brick could be used as a child’s game to improve memory. I forgot how exactly…”

“A brick could be used to gauge the level of reciprocated sexual interest of the…”