If self-adoration were cologne, he would be the boy you couldn't stand next to without choking.

“I have a black-belt in self-pity. I was an expert in the field. Still am. It's …”

“Maybe if I could have lived with that slight imperfection, I wouldn't be living…”

“It amazes me how people are so afraid of what can happen in the dark, but they …”

“You have no reason to trust me.' 'No, but I trust you anyway.”