If sharks really can smell blood, then I’d imagine they’re all salivating over my erection right now.

“My headboard has bars, like a jail cell. Sometimes I’ll be asleep and think I’m…”

“His face is so chiseled and angular that if he stood on the street corner and b…”

“Love is like trying to wrestle an albino. It’s tough because they’re slippery a…”

“I’m thinking ahead to how I’ll be thinking back to me thinking ahead in this mo…”