If she could only find a well-educated, Shakespeare-quoting bad boy who still had a thing for sexy tatoos and maybe a mild leather fetish, she might at least have a shot at avoiding her probable future as a crazy old cat lady.

“Ow! Shit!" She yelped, dropping the wand on the floor and clapping her hand ove…”

“Phenex gently took the biscuit from her, examined it for a moment, and then, in…”

“I can't believe you blew off hunting to play housewife. I should have brought y…”

“It's been a while since I hooked up with Prince Insomnia, so I guesshe was due …”