If somebody pushed you down a well, I’d rush over and toss you a bucket, because I’m fucking thirsty.

“I am three forks away from eating all your food with two homeless guys. It’s to…”

“You’re already older than the last time I saw you, and I just saw you right bef…”

“He offered to pay me in agriculture, and I said I didn’t want that, I want mone…”

“I’d rather fake my own fog, than fake a steamy love scene. Can I interest you i…”