If somebody tells me and my wife to get a room, I always ask, How about the kitchen?

“I remember the good old days. You must remember the good old days, because they…”

“I am the bathtub of desire, but damnit woman, I saw you eyeing that swimming po…”

“Love is yesterday’s tomorrow, minus the frozen musical notes, soggy teabags, an…”

“A brick could be used to stop the tears. The inside of my jeans’ pockets look s…”