If somebody’s a jerk and says something nasty, be a bigger jerk and say something kind and walk away.

“I wish I could flush down my fears, but I can’t, because they’d clog up the toi…”

“I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last th…”

“She’s not showing any interest in me and she looks like she doesn’t want to be …”

“Love is as old as time, though it is considerably more difficult to stuff insid…”