If there were a speedometer that went from 0-1, that’d measure how fast I fell in love with you.


“Somebody knocked, and I’m glad it wasn’t her. I mean I want her to come, but I …”

“I’m surprised there isn’t a jet airplane designed in the shape of a brick. Some…”

“I want to share my thoughts with you. Press your forehead firmly against mine, …”

“If you make guns illegal, the only people who will have them will be criminals—…”