If there's one thing that really annoys a god, it's not knowing something.

“Inside every sane person there's a madman struggling to get out," said the shop…”

“The world rides through space on the back of a turtle. This is one of the great…”

“The gods help those who help themselves, and my word, didn't I help myself.”

“This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale en…”