If trees had love, instead of leaves, I’d gladly rake you into a pile on my lawn and fall into you.

“I explore my subconscious the way Cousteau explored the sea: with a scuba tank …”

“I hung the plaque on the wall, right next to the floss.”

“How many seconds does it take to win second? As many as it takes to win first—i…”

“Give yourself a hug, and while you are embracing yourself, use that time to hol…”