If we’re friends, I’m only the funniest guy you know because you don’t know John Cleese.
Or Steve Martin. Or Jack Handey. Or, or, or, I could go on for Orafoura.

“She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she wa…”

“A brick could be used to smash my bottled up rage, and a blanket could be laid …”

“His voice was so gravelly I could drive a truck on it. And I would have, but I …”

“I am the sunrise of sunsets, and I make love like noon at midnight.”