If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring?

“Only cowards never tire of cowering. I try to milk the cower for all it’s worth.”

“I hate hearing other people taking shits. Still, I’ve got nothing else to liste…”

“I brought horny in a brown paper bag from home that I’ll break out at lunchtime…”

“The glove compartment of my car is empty, but one of these days, I’m going to f…”